Episode 2: Over Dick’s Dead Body
Help me die, Peter.
Sydney looks great.
as does Jake’s shirt situation.
But his big white Seinfeld sneakers are bad.
Fragile my butt. Get up you crazy bitch! What do you mean you don’t remember. I risked my life saving you. I’LL MAKE YOU REMEMBER!
Matt is now a speed freak/non-functioning drug addict.
$50,000 for ransom? That’s like 2 suits and a haircut.
Melrose Place Blackmail Case #30492023901.
Sydney is dummying up $50,000 in the copy room while Matt steals prescription pads from Michael.
“That’s a new hobby of mine, inventing games.” — Sydney
Drink 2. Down.
Sototallypatrick: Did you tell all of our fans that we finished drink 2? Well, your fans? I’m going to get so much exposure. Because of you,”
Sneaking around IS kinda fun! Alison & Jake are fucking in a hotel!
That bed spread is from M.I.A.’s K-Mart Home Line, “NOT MADE IN SRI LANKA.”
Another Mizrahi frock for Sydney. Nice Barrette!
Mussolini. Hitler. Amanda.
Oh I have to fast-backward it. A dummy just fell out of a crate wearing Richard’s death clothes. (Or maybe it’s just Martin Margiela’s wine-stain button-down F/W ‘09?)
On sototallypatrick’s DVD remote there’s no ‘rewind,’ it’s ‘fast backward.’
The actor that played Lisa Bonet’s marine husband on the cosby show has a book called “He talk like a white boy”
Sydney has $20,000 because of her investments in the Burns & Mancini private practice, and the Porn company she invested in during season 4.
Jake’s muscles are POPPING!
Terrycloth Hoodie and Scrunchie!
Better start digging girls. You’re going to need room for the both of you.
So good.
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