Episode 1: Living With Disaster
Peter is fake!
Muldoon (Richard Hart) crawled out of the dirt!
3 new actors in the opening credits!
Alison slept with JAKE!
Amanda doesn’t need anybody’s help. Especially a man. A black man. A black man cop.
Nice mole, Alison. Where did that come from?
Marrying someone else isn’t losing faith!?
If Billy & Alison get married, it will be both Alison and Billy’s 3rd wedding. (Billy & Alison - aborted because her dad abused her, Billy & Brooke, and Alison & Brook’s Father.)
Amanda got a blow out the moment she landed in Kansas City.
Ooh, Boston!
Hello Rob Estes & Lisa Rinna! (When she still looked like a human.)
Peter euthanized his first wife!
Breakfast: Murray’s Bagels (Salt w/ Veggie C.C. and Whole Wheat Everything w/ Olive C.C.)
Cocktails: Ruby Red Greyhounds
Drink #1 Finished
Sorry, I can’t date you. There’s a problem. Billy asked me to marry him last night.
Jane’s new boutique is called Jane’s.
Kimberley & Michael Black & White Make Out Montage!
Do we have a number where we can reach you, Taylor McBride? No, you DON’T.
Amanda Wannabe Suits!
2 Cuba Libres and a Chardonnay.
Jo moved to Bosnia with Dr. Dominic O’Malley. She’s not getting her deposit back.
Is this a singles place?
The lightning!
Kimberley escaped!
Richard piled a bunch of dirt and a cross made out of rulers on Jane’s bed and basked in the rain.
ALL CHARDONNAY ALL THE TIME!
Best day ever.
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